Two gay lovers climbed up a tree in New York’s Central Park and spent four hours in that tree openly engaging in sex and yelling at police officers and firefighters who were trying to talk them down.
One of the guys was a 32-year-old transsexual with a pair of female breasts. He was wearing a purple thong and he had his 17-year-old boy lover in the tree with him wearing nothing but white boxer shorts looking as gay as he could be.
The reason why every Pepsi Cola executive in the country was cringing from Lou last Friday was because when a police officer offered the 32-year-old man-bitch a can of pop to persuade him to come down the man-bitch told him,
"This is a Coke. I told you I wanted vanilla Diet Pepsi."
Ouch.
Vanilla Diet Pepsi: The choice of the Tranny. Nice. I can’t wait to see that Super Bowl commercial.
Try to recover from that one. Talk about brand suicide. Watching that cop hand him that Coca-Cola must’ve been like the slow motion effect they like to use in sports movies after the winning field goal is kicked.
You know what I am talking about don’t you? Both sides are silent as they watch that ball leave the field goal kicker’s foot and head up towards the uprights. Suddenly everything slows down to nearly a complete stop.
Imagine you have Coke on one side of the stadium and Pepsi on the other. Each side watching that police offer extend that can of pop up towards that man-bitch in the tree.
There was Coke contemplating slapping a lawsuit on the officer for associating the holiest of holy brands with a man with bitch tits hanging out naked in a tree and then you have Pepsi on the other side ecstatic that it was a Coke that he was being offered and not a Pepsi, but when he turned the Coke down and gave his “…I told you I wanted a vanilla Diet Pepsi” that was the equivalent of the kick going wide right. Just like that, it was over.
In that instant the Coke people stood up in their seats and cheered until they were hoarse. They hugged each other tossed those foam fingers into the air ran out of the stadium and rioted in the parking lot, while the Pepsi people stood in their seats and just starred at the Scoreboard in disbelief.
On Friday, police charged William Rund, 32, and Christopher Montero, 17, both of New York, with reckless endangerment, resisting arrest, criminal mischief, public lewdness and disorderly conduct.
No word yet on if Coke is going to offer Rund a lifetime supply of Diet Vanilla Pepsi.
They were both admitted to the hospital for psychiatric evaluation once police finally got them to come down from the tree.